Three construction workers are ready to have their lunch after some real hard work. They are on the 60th floor of a really tall building which is yet to be finished. The first construction worker is an Italian and finds pizza for his lunch. He get really upset and says “If I get this pizza one more time I will jump off this building right away!” The second construction worker was a Chinese and finds rice for his lunch. He very disappointingly says “If I get these rice once more for lunch I will jump off this building right away.” Now the third construction worker which is a blonde opens his lunch and finds a cheese burger. He says “If I find this burger once more I will jump off this building to my death!” All went home and again at the lunch time found same meals so all the three jumped off the building and died. At their funeral the wives of the Italian and the Chinese is crying and regretting that if they would have known they would have packed something else for their lunch but they see that the blonde’s wife is not crying at all. On asking the blonde that why isn’t she crying she answers “Wo! Wo! Don’t look at me like that, he himself packs his lunch!” Lol!!

There is this blonde who wants to buy a television. So she goes to a shop pointing to the television she want and said “I want to buy that television.” The shopkeeper looking at the blonde mysteriously said “We do not sell any of our products to blondes.” The blonde getting upset came up with an idea. She went to a hair dresser and got her hair red. The next day again she went to the same shop and asked for the same television. The shopkeeper again said “We do not sell anything to blondes.” Now she got herself fully bald and went to the shopkeeper asking for the same T.V.. The shopkeeper again said “We do not sell anything to blondes. The blonde getting really angry this time asked “How the hell you every time came to know that I am a blonde?” The shopkeeper politely replied “Because the thing you’re asking for is a microwave.” Lol!!

There was an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy all waiting for their turn one by one to use the urinal in the Men’s bathroom. The accountant did it first. After finishing, he pulled his zipper up went to the wash basin and kept on washing his hands until the foam reached up to his elbows. After using almost half the paper towels present he said “I have graduated from the University of Michigan and they always taught us to stay clean.” Next the lawyer used the urinal, zipped up his pants and went to the wash basin just washing his finger tips using a single paper towel and said ” I have done my graduation from the University of California and they taught us to be Eco-friendly. Now the cowboy went to the urinal, did his thing, pulled his zipper up and went straight to the the exit door saying proudly “I have done my graduation from the Texas Tech University and they taught us not to pee on our hands.” Lol!!

There was this secretary named Julie. She loved to spend her vacations on the roof of her hotel where she was appointed as a secretary for nice sunbathe. This time too as usual she was spending her vacations on her hotel’s roof wearing a swim suit for a nice tan. The second day again she went to the roof of the hotel as usual and thought to take a complete sunbathe as there’s nobody who comes to the roof. So she took off her swimsuit and lied on the roof for a complete tan. The manager of the hotel came huffing and puffing up the stairs. The lady hearing the footsteps quickly wore a pull over and lied on her front and wore a towel on her back. The manager said ” We’ve no problems with your sunbathing but please it’ll be better if you wear a swimsuit like yesterday.” The lady said “Wel! Whats the problem? Nobody can see me up here and I am covered though with a towel as you can see.” The manager embarrassed to tell said “Not exactly Ma’am, you are lying on our dinning room’s skylight!” Lol!

Once a husband calls his home to talk to his wife. His maid picks up the phone. The husband says “Where’s my wife I want to speak to her.” The maid answers “Your wife is busy right now. She is in bed with some other men.” The man tells her that “There’s a gun in my cupboard. Take the gun out and shot them both!” The maid being very loyal to her master, she keeps the phone aside and tells the man to wait for 5 min. After she has done her job she picks the phone and says “I’ve killed them both, What should I do with their dead bodies?” The man tells her “Don’t worry about them, throw those bodies in the pool…and rest I will see.” The maid says “But we don’t have any pool!!” “Is this 666-8769?” said the man. Lol!!

There is this religious lady who travels a lot due to business purposes and she hates it the most and gets very nervous of flights. One day as usual when she was in a flight ready for its take off she take out her Bible. The man sitting next to him sees her praying when the flight is about to take off and sees her putting the Bible back when the take off is done. As soon as she puts it back, the man asks “Do you really believe in Bible!” The lady says “Off course Yes!!”. The man then asks “What about that whale swallowing the man thing?” “Oh! you talking about Jonah in Bible!, yes I believe in it!” replied the lady. The man asks “OK! So you really believe that he managed to survive inside the whale?” “Well thats the question I will ask God when I go to heaven.” says the lady. “What if you don’t find him anywhere in the heaven when you get in there.” asked the man. The lady replied “Hmm.. Then you ask on finding him!” Lol!