There is a dog standing outside a grocery store. A blind man walking with a help of a stick, comes looking as if he is “seeing” the dog. He has a red colored leash in his hand and he starts to swing it over the head of the dog. The owner of the grocery store seeing all this comes out and asks “What are you doing?” The blind man replies “Oh! Well nothing what a blind man can do…I was just looking around passing my time..” Lol!!

Mrs. Smith a school teacher, takes her students to the playground. While watching her students play she sees one little boy making ugly funny faces to his friends. Mrs. Smith calls the little boy and gently tells her trying to explain him affectionately that “You know when I was of your age I too liked to make faces like you but then my teacher told that if I will not stop my face will freeze like that forever!!” The little boy looking at her teacher and considering her advice seriously he said “Yeah Ma’am!! You are so right because I can see you didn’t take your teacher’s advice seriously.” Lol!

This blonde needs a loan of $5000. So she goes to a bank and asks them to give her a loan. The employee working there who passes loan tells the blonde that “You have to keep something for security in order to get the loan.” So she tells them that “I give you my Rolls Royce in order to get $5000 loan.” The bank accepting to give her loan after checking all her papers and finding the Rolls Royce to be hers they agreed to give her a $5000 loan. As soon as she left, the staff starts laughing finding the blonde to be really stupid as for $5000 she gave her Rolls Roys of $250,000 as a collateral. After a week or so when the blonde returns, she repays her loan along with the interest of $15.41 and takes her car. As she is leaving the bank employee holds her back to ask her a question which he is very curious about. He fully confused asks “Ma’am you are a multimillionaire as we know by your papers so why did you get a loan of $5000?” The blonde smiling a little answered “Well! Which place will be the safest in NY where you can park your car for two weeks in just $15.41 that too with security of getting the car back?” Lol!! What will you call it? Blonde’s foolishness or smartness? Be free to share your thoughts with us.

There is this blonde who goes to a doctor. Doctor asks her “Yes Ma’am, How are you today?” The blonde replies “Doc! everything of me from head to toe is hurting badly.” Doctor puzzled asks her “How can you hurt all over? What do you mean by this?” The blonde then starts to explain the doctor. She touched her legs and said “Ouch! Look my legs hurts.” Then she move further to her ears and touches them and says “Ahh!! My ears hurt too.” Then reaching all from head to toe, she then touches her hairs and says “Doc! See even my hair hurts!! Ouch! Ouch!” Doctor thinking for about couple of minutes looks at her and says “Is your hair naturally blond?” The blonde replies “Yes Doc! Why?” The doctor then tells “Well! Ma’am you have a Broken Finger.” LOL!!

There is this blonde who wants to buy herself a shoes made out of alligators. So she goes to a shopkeeper and asks the price for a pair. The shopkeeper tells her a huge price which the blonde is just not ready to pay. By seeing the attitude of the shopkeeper that in spite of her continuous effort to reduce the price the shopkeeper is stubborn in his rate she shouts on him saying “Huh! I would rather catch an alligator myself and get the shoes rather than buying from you at such a price!!” The shopkeeper hearing her says politely “Be my guest ma’am…may be you’ll grab yourself a big one. Go ahead!” Blonde fully prepared she jumps to a swamp nearby full of alligators. In the evening when the shopkeeper is closing his store and is driving back home he finds the same blonde covered in a marshy swamp till her half seeing several alligators dead by her side and she is still killing more as the alligators are approaching her. One alligator comes straight to her, she catches him from its mouth, turns him upside down kills him and then with a disappointing sigh says “Bloody hell!! This one too is not wearing any shoes!!” Lol!!

An old lady is sitting in a cafeteria waiting for her coffee. A young lady sitting just behind her is smoking cigarettes continuously. The old lady is getting irritated by her smoke so she turns back and tells the young lady “Lady! I would rather be happy committing adultery then pursuing smoke.” Young lady answers “Oh! Yeah I would too love to commit adultery but the thing is you don’t really get that much time to do that in a coffee break.” Lol!