Patient’s Temperature

Doctor: “Did you take the patient’s temperature?”
Nurse: “No. Is it missing?”

No Change

Doctor: “Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?”
Nurse: “No change yet.”

Almost Well

A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. “This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well.”

Nurse Joke

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at work anymore!