Doctor: “Did you take the patient’s temperature?”
Nurse: “No. Is it missing?”

Doctor: “Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?”
Nurse: “No change yet.”

A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. “This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well.”

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at work anymore!