My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I might be in the basement. I’ll go upstairs and check.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

“You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan.”
-Kirsten, AGE 10

“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.”
-Anita, AGE 9

“It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.”
-Will, AGE 7