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I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Wanna come back to my room? …and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

You’re sweeter than glucose.

We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.

You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

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Legend has it that some of these lines work better after a couple of drinks…

“Nice shoes, want to go back to my pad?”

Look at the tag on their shirt and then say: “Oh, I thought you were made inHeaven!”

“If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”

“Hi, I’m suffering from amnesia. do I come here often?”

“Do you have a twin sister? Cause I’ve seen you here before.”

“If I followed you home, would you keep me?”

“Were your parents thieves?” “No, why?”"Because they must have stole thestars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

“Did it hurt?” “Did what hurt?” “When you fell down out of heaven.”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

“Hello.” Alternately try “Hi.”

“Hi, do you like this band? I SAID, HI DO YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?”

“Didn’t I go to school with you?”

“Haven’t you been in Cleo?”

“Hi, can I buy you a drink?”

“You must be my guardian angel?”

“Don’t I know you from a past life?”

“Hey, you have something on your lips.” “What?” “Me!”

“Your hair looks nice. What kind of shampoo do you use?”

“Do your feet hurt?” “No, why?”"Cause you’ve been running through my mindall night.”

“If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?”

“Excuse me, do you have a mobile phone I can use? I told my Mum I’d call herwhen I fell in love!!!”

“No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.”

“I lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?”

“Is your father a terrorist? Because you’re da bomb!”

“What’s your star sign?”

“I’ve stopped lighting fires now.”

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A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”

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If i told you had a nice body will you hold it against me?

This post was submitted by arbit3r.

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Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because i can see myself in you
I lost my number…
Can i have yours?
Did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven? :)

This post was submitted by Tonya.

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