1) what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandering how?
that’s bcoz….
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the…batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
……….sita with ravan

4) what did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) what do u call a really colorful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their
marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k data bahar hai**

7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina

WOMAN : You remind me of the sea.
MAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
WOMAN : NO, because you make me sick.

Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupil : “A teacher”.

Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have?”

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?”
Student : “Brotherly love”.

Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.

Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”