Daniel Kaffee: “And don’t wear that perfume in court, it wrecks my concentration.
Lt. Commander Jo Ann Galloway: “Really!
Daniel Kaffee: I was talking to Sam.

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don’t hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.
_The Addams Family Values

Pugsley: We’re not shy!
Wednesday: We’re contagious.
_The Addams Family

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
_Benjamin Franklin

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
_Clifton Fadiman

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
_Euripides

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
_Harry S. Truman

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?
A: 3 years

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against whacking them around a bit.

Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn’t. He declares darkness the industry standard.

….. Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?

There is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing.
_John Cage

I don’t look on poetry as closed works. I feel they’re going on all the time in my head and I occasionally snip off a length.
_John Ashbery

That is what I did with Jack, and that’s why he liked to do the readings with me because he knew I was there for him, and for our ability to blend the poetry and the music.
_David Amram

Put your future in good hands – your own.

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.

It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.

A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her.