What starts with ‘T’, ends with ‘T’, and is full of ‘T’?
Answer – Teapot.

What force and strength cannot get through, I with a gentle touch can do.
And many in the street would stand, were I not a friend at hand.
What am I?
Answer – A Key.

Q: Why does the stork stand on one leg?
A: Because if he took the other leg off the ground he would fall on the ground!

Q: What is the only thing you can break when you say it’s name?
A: Silence.

Q: Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: What is the difference between here and there?
A: The letter “t”.

Q: When does a joke become a father?
A: When the catch line becomes apparent (a parent).

Q: What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?
A: United = Untied

Q: What word is it from which the whole may be taken and yet some will be left?
A: Wholesome

Q: What is the most difficult train to catch?
A: The 12:50, because it’s 10 to 1 if you catch it.

Q: What tongue can wag and yet never utter a word?
A: The tongue of your shoe.

Q: What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?
A: What the ant eats.

Q: What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
A:Stone = (St)one.

A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
Answer – A potato

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Answer – Once, because after you subtract it’s not 25 anymore.

What is significant about the order of these numbers :
2 3 6 7 1 9 4 5 8
Answer – They are in reverse alphabetical order.

What falls but doesn”t break and what breaks but doesn”t fall?”
Night and Day.

What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

What kind of animal you would hate to play cards with?
A Cheetah.

What did the Pink Panther say to the ant?
dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant……

What is Beethovens favorite fruit?
Banana