Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension.

Retired Life is the Autumn of Life.

Everything old is new again.

I’m so busy now, how did I ever find the time to work 8 hours a day.

Love doesn’t make the world go around. It just makes the ride worthwhile.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; and working together is success.

A house is made of brick and stone… A home is made of love alone.

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.

A Boy is a Joy & A Girl is a Pearl.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Babies are blessings sent from above.

Babies are Diapers of Doom.

A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.

Roses are red, violets are blue, fools like you, are very few!

Hate. There’s too much of it, and yet I’m the main supplier.

To catch me u gotta be fast,to find me u gotta be smart, but to be me… HA u must be kidding!

Wow, whats that smell? It smells like butt. Oh yeah, its your breath!

If you’re gonna be 2 faced, then at least make 1 of them pretty

Of a gentleman who is frivolous none stand in awe, nor can his learning be sound. Make faithfulness and truth thy masters: have no friends unlike thyself: be not ashamed to mend thy faults.
-Confucius Sayings

In learning and straightway practicing is there not pleasure also? When friends gather round from afar do we not rejoice? Whom lack of fame cannot vex is not he a gentleman?
-Confucius

As long as his father lives a son should study his wishes; after he is dead, he should study his life. If for three years he do not forsake his fathers ways, he may be called dutiful.

Birthdays are good for you, statistics show the people who have the most live longest

Few women admit their age, few men act theirs

After all what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.

In the end it’s not the years in your life that count it’s the life in your years

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age

It takes a long time to grow young

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world

Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once