Funny - Sniglets

Burbulation (ber byu lay’ shun): The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the little automatic light comes on.

Burgacide (burg’ uh side): When a hamburger can’t take any more torture and hurts itself through the grill into the coals.

Broop (broop): The useless pocket on a pyjama top.

Bugpedal (bug’ ped uhl): To accelerate or decelerate rapidly in an attempt to remove a clinging insect from a car’s window.

Burgatory (ber’ ga tawr ee): The place where unsold burger go when the stand shuts down for the night.

Butthenge (but’ henj): A pile of cigarette butts occupying a parking space.

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Bobblogesture (boh blo jes’ cher): The classroom activity of not knowing but raising one’s hand anyway.

Bomca (bohm’ ka): A lubricant derived from the salivary gland used for turning pages.

Bovilexia (bo vil eks’e uh): The uncontrollable urge to lean out a car window and yell ‘Moo!!’ every time you pass a cow.

Brazel (brah’ zul): The scratch plate on a matchbook.

Brimplet (brim’ plit): A frayed shoelace that must be moistened to pass through a shoe eyelet.

Bubblic (buh’ blik): Addicted to the systematic popping of the bubbles in packing material.

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Bimp (bimp): A blurry or ‘double-edged’ felt-tip marker.

Bleemus (blee’ mus): The disgusting film on the top of soups and cocoa that sit out for too long.

Blog (blog): Overly generous deposits of fish food floating at the top of an aquarium.

Blibula (blih’ byu luh): The spot on a dog’s stomach which, when rubbed, causes his led to rotate wildly.

Beavo (bee’ vo): A pencil with teeth marks all over it.

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Baldage (bald’ aj): The accumulation of hair in the plug after showering.

Banectomy (bah nek’ to mee): The removal of bruises on a banana.

Barbalysis (bar ba’ lih sis): Condition that arises from having to keep you head motionless while getting a haircut.

Barcuuming (bar’ ku ming): Using the family dog to remove the crumbs that have dropped to the floor.

Bathquake (bath’ kwake): The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water tap is turned to a certain point.

Bazookacidal Tendencies (bah zew’ kuh sy dal ten’ sen seez): The overwhelming desire of most indivisuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone’s mouth.

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Auldlanxiety (old lang zi’ et ee): Experience of walking up on New Year’s Day and wondering how much of a fool you made of yourself.

Awslice (aww’ slice): The first slice of a wedding cake. The one which ruins the design and causes everyone to sigh.

Azugos (as’ you goes): Items to be carried upstairs by the next ascending person.

Arachnidiot (ar ak ni’ di ot): A person, who, having wandered into an ‘invisible’ spider web , begins gyrating and flailing about wildly.

Applaflammaphobia (ap la flam uh fo’ bee uh): Fear that upon departing for holiday, you’ve left an appliance on that will burn the house to the ground.

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The words which do not appear in a Dictionary but should!

Aeroplamics (ayr o plam’ iks): The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand
out the car window.

Age of Clausability (ayj’ uv klaw’ za bil’ ih tee): The point at which we stop believing in Santa.

Accordinated (ah kor’ de on ay tid): Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Airdirt (ayr’ dirt): A hanging plant that’s been ignored for three weeks or more.

Airpunt ( ayr’ punt): Any of a series of kicks that advances one’s baggage towards the airport counter.

Alfred Hitchcooking (al’ fred hitch’ cooh king):Continuously stabbing at a block of frozen vegetables to make them cook faster.

Anafondics ( an a fon’ diks): Exercising to a workout album at 16 RPM.

Anchority ( an chor’ ih tee): A group’s final, hard-fought decision on what topping to order on a pizza.

Good Morning !

Hello World

Thought I would come and drop off a note here. I’ll be vlogging tonight hopefully, I don’t seem to have much to do tonight, except for the dishes of course

I’ve been keeping up on Twitter more, I’m kinda enjoying the community and I think it’s a great way to meet new people and have a bit of craic. I downloaded a program called “Spaz” (yes I’m aware that it’s not exactly politically correct) from here which I love, love, love XD it makes life a lot easier and updates you with happy little noises when there’s a new Tweet posted in your stream.

I’m attempting to keep my Tweet language clean as they’re posted on here too and the boy can’t read this in work if there’s swearing on the page hehehe, though I can always do it our of badness to keep him off it, but I’m not that mean.

Heading off to America next Friday. I asked for hints and tips on beating jet lag, but it seems that everyone’s advise is the same and it isn’t something I can use. Everyone has suggested adjusting my body to the timezone I’m heading to by going to bed an hour closer to the foreign time each evening. Unfortunately I work set hours (9.30am - 6pm leaving the house at 7.40am) up until the day I leave and therefore cannot go to bed at 5am LOL. I am however, going to stay up through the night before I go away. I’ll be leaving at 5am on Friday morning to get to Dublin airport and get checked in for my flight. My wonderful housemate is taking the Friday off so she can stay up on Thursday night and keep me company

Hopefully this means I’ll manage to sleep some on the plane (highly unlikely) and the 8 hours in the air will fly by :S. I’m in the process of setting up my “I’m abroad” blog at the moment, I’ll make sure it’s well linked from here and all the social sites and I’ll be keeping my vlog up to date as well.

I paused for a break from this for a second there, and the guys in my office are trying to convince me that the calender we should get should be one with semi-naked women on it. They aren’t winning the battle and it looks like Futurama might well pull through LOL.

Right, I gots ta go, I’ll try and think of a suitable topic of conversation (or rant for that matter) for this evening. We’ll have to find something that’ll amuse you folks

Have fun everyone! ♥

me

P.S. I just noticed that I was being accused of being a potty mouth because of Brian not being able to access my blog in work. I have just realised however, that it is my accusee that is swearing and causing his own lock out! So Brian, if you can read this *razzzzzzzzzz*

teehee

*mwas*