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Burbulation (ber byu lay’ shun): The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the little automatic light comes on.

Burgacide (burg’ uh side): When a hamburger can’t take any more torture and hurts itself through the grill into the coals.

Broop (broop): The useless pocket on a pyjama top.

Bugpedal (bug’ ped uhl): To accelerate or decelerate rapidly in an attempt to remove a clinging insect from a car’s window.

Burgatory (ber’ ga tawr ee): The place where unsold burger go when the stand shuts down for the night.

Butthenge (but’ henj): A pile of cigarette butts occupying a parking space.

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Bobblogesture (boh blo jes’ cher): The classroom activity of not knowing but raising one’s hand anyway.

Bomca (bohm’ ka): A lubricant derived from the salivary gland used for turning pages.

Bovilexia (bo vil eks’e uh): The uncontrollable urge to lean out a car window and yell ‘Moo!!’ every time you pass a cow.

Brazel (brah’ zul): The scratch plate on a matchbook.

Brimplet (brim’ plit): A frayed shoelace that must be moistened to pass through a shoe eyelet.

Bubblic (buh’ blik): Addicted to the systematic popping of the bubbles in packing material.

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Bimp (bimp): A blurry or ‘double-edged’ felt-tip marker.

Bleemus (blee’ mus): The disgusting film on the top of soups and cocoa that sit out for too long.

Blog (blog): Overly generous deposits of fish food floating at the top of an aquarium.

Blibula (blih’ byu luh): The spot on a dog’s stomach which, when rubbed, causes his led to rotate wildly.

Beavo (bee’ vo): A pencil with teeth marks all over it.

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Baldage (bald’ aj): The accumulation of hair in the plug after showering.

Banectomy (bah nek’ to mee): The removal of bruises on a banana.

Barbalysis (bar ba’ lih sis): Condition that arises from having to keep you head motionless while getting a haircut.

Barcuuming (bar’ ku ming): Using the family dog to remove the crumbs that have dropped to the floor.

Bathquake (bath’ kwake): The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water tap is turned to a certain point.

Bazookacidal Tendencies (bah zew’ kuh sy dal ten’ sen seez): The overwhelming desire of most indivisuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone’s mouth.

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Auldlanxiety (old lang zi’ et ee): Experience of walking up on New Year’s Day and wondering how much of a fool you made of yourself.

Awslice (aww’ slice): The first slice of a wedding cake. The one which ruins the design and causes everyone to sigh.

Azugos (as’ you goes): Items to be carried upstairs by the next ascending person.

Arachnidiot (ar ak ni’ di ot): A person, who, having wandered into an ‘invisible’ spider web , begins gyrating and flailing about wildly.

Applaflammaphobia (ap la flam uh fo’ bee uh): Fear that upon departing for holiday, you’ve left an appliance on that will burn the house to the ground.

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The words which do not appear in a Dictionary but should!

Aeroplamics (ayr o plam’ iks): The study of wind resistance conducted by holding a cupped hand
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Age of Clausability (ayj’ uv klaw’ za bil’ ih tee): The point at which we stop believing in Santa.

Accordinated (ah kor’ de on ay tid): Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Airdirt (ayr’ dirt): A hanging plant that’s been ignored for three weeks or more.

Airpunt ( ayr’ punt): Any of a series of kicks that advances one’s baggage towards the airport counter.

Alfred Hitchcooking (al’ fred hitch’ cooh king):Continuously stabbing at a block of frozen vegetables to make them cook faster.

Anafondics ( an a fon’ diks): Exercising to a workout album at 16 RPM.

Anchority ( an chor’ ih tee): A group’s final, hard-fought decision on what topping to order on a pizza.