A shoe seller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. “No problem,” says the mathematician, “there is a simple equation for that,” and he shows him the Gaussian normal distribution. The shoe seller stares some time at the equation and asks, “What is that symbol?” “That is the Greek letter pi.” “What is pi?” “That is the ratio between the circumference and the diameter of a circle.” Upon this the shoe seller cries out: “What does a circle have to do with shoes??”

This joke was submitted by Raj.

Moving along a dimly lighted street, a friend of ours was suddenly approached by a stranger who had slipped from the shadows nearby.

‘Please, sir,’ asked the stranger, ‘would you be so kind as to help a poor unfortunate fellow who is hungry and out of work? All I have in the world is this gun.’

This joke was submitted by Ujjain.

Two crew workers were talking about a job, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman fire you?”

The second guy said, “Well, you know how the foreman is always standing around and watching others do the work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman.”

This joke was submitted by Rajan.

A rep was flying to a sales conference. It was his first experience in an aircraft, so he was a little nervous, but he tried not to let it show. He was very taken with the air hostess, and particularly flattered when she invited him to sit down the back with her. He asked her:

“Do many passengers get airsick?”

“Not many,” she replied. “We usually spot them in advance and give them some sweets to suck.”

“What if that doesn’t work?”

“Oh, maybe we put a blanket over them, or even give them some oxygen.”

“What if it still doesn’t work?”

“Oh, then I bring them down the back to sit with me.”

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

This joke was submitted by Barry.

All electrons were in a party. Protons attacked them. A hero saves them. Electrons asked, “Who are you?”. Hero said, “BOND, COVALENT BOND”.

Protons have mass? I didn’t know they were catholic

So a neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a drink and the bartender says “for you, no charge.