What do u call a brown chicken and a brown cow?
BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW
hahahaha :p

This joke was submitted by Rajan.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.

Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

This joke was submitted by Juhi.

The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They’re both wrong.

This joke was submitted by Manav.

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”

“Only a kiss a yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.

Boy Scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, “We might as well give up. They are coming after us with flashlights.”

Brian, a “cool” teenage boy continually challenges his conservative father by, wanting to have his ears pierced or his hair dyed. “Dad,” he asked, “Would it be okay if I had S-T-U-D shaved in the back of my head?”

“Sure,” came his Father’s quick reply. “But only if you add a Y to it.”