Four Alumni were climbing a mountain one day. Each was from a different college and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their almamater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all.

They continued to argue all the way up the mountain and finally, as they reached the top, the Orangeman hurled himself off mountain, shouting, “This is for Syracuse U,” as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Husky threw himself off the mountain, proclaiming, “This is for Connecticut!” Seeing this, the Moutaineer walked over and shouted “This is for everyone!” and pushed the Cardinal off the side of the mountain.

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”

Ques: Why did Hitler kill all of the people who weren’t German or Japanese?

Ans: Because he didn’t want to pay for the gas bill!

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Bob: My wife drives like lightning
Ted: She drives fast?
Bob: No, she hits trees!

Ford is now offering a new pair of shoes to the ford owner so they can use those on their way to town to get help.

A boy came home from school with his exam results. “What did you get?” asked his father. “My marks are under water,” said the boy. “What do you mean ‘under water’?” ” They are all below ‘C’ (sea) level!”