Yo Mama so very Old
She left her purse on Noah’s Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories…
When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed her with a sundial.
She still owes Moses a dollar.
When she was at school…there was No history class!
She uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
She co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
When I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
She even made Yoda jealous.
She recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
The fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
Her first job was as Cain and Abel’s baby-sitter.
Her birthday expired.
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
She got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
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Ugly Yo Mama
yo mamma is so ugly she looked like this kid named donald
your momma is so fat she thought she was a punkin
Yo Mama
yo momaa is so fat that when she jumped in the sky she got stuck
This post was submitted by DYLAN THOMPSON.
Hairy Yo Mama
yo mama is so hairy when u was born she gave u rug burn
yo mama so old she owes fred flinston a food stamp
yo mama so poor when i step on the skatebored she said get off the family car
Yo Mama Jokes
yo mamma is so cross-eyed that your dad left her for seeing someone on the side.
yo mamma is so fat when she got on a scale it said “to be continued”
your mamma was the 1st person to find out animals could talk. she put her face in front of a horse and the horse said ” DAMN!!”
yo mamma so ugly she tried to do a dog and the dog said “even i have standards.”