Has 10 fingers — all on the same hand.

Has green hair and thinks she’s a Tree.

Has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.

Has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles…

Has a major weight problem – she can’t wait…to eat.

Got a glass eye with a fish in it.

Got so much dandruff that a Midge landed on her head and said: “Christ, I aint’ seen this much snow in years.”